Ducky

When it comes to ducks, appearances can be deceiving. Just because something looks like a duck and acts like a duck, doesn't necessarily mean it's a duck. This may come as a shock to some, but it's the harsh reality we must face. We live in a world where imposters lurk around every corner, masquerading as innocent waterfowl. It's a sad state of affairs, my friends.  Others 

Now, you might be thinking, "But ducks are so cute and harmless! Why would anyone want to pretend to be one?" Well, my dear reader, the answer is simple: deception. These imposters have ulterior motives, seeking to infiltrate our duck-loving society and wreak havoc on our peaceful ponds. They may quack like a duck and waddle like a duck, but deep down, they're nothing more than bad actors in disguise.

So, how can we protect ourselves from these faux-feathered fiends? First and foremost, we must question everything. Don't be fooled by their charming beaks and fluffy feathers. Look beyond the surface and scrutinize their every move. Are they really foraging for food or are they plotting their next evil scheme? Are they peacefully swimming or are they secretly gathering intelligence for their duck-destroying agenda?

It's a tough world out there people.  One must remain vigilant and skeptical of any creature that claims to be a duck. Just because it looks like a duck and acts like a duck doesn't mean it's a duck. So, the next time you encounter a suspicious waterfowl, remember to question its true identity. Your health & welfare may depend on it.  But one thing they may not be counting on is "God don't like ugky"   and will take care of them in His time & His way.